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I created this site for one reason, to get laughs. I have no political or social agenda here. I don’t have a dog in this hunt, except to get laughs. The great Stan Laurel was once asked if there was any “deep political” meaning in any of his films. He just laughed and said pretty much the same thing. He made movies to get laughs. We do the same thing here. We hope you find this website humorous and please, don’t take any of this seriously. And we hope you come back and visit. Just click on any topic of navigation you may be interested in. We don’t have videos and pics everywhere as this is a literary website. I have been called a “modern day Mark Twain,” perhaps tongue in cheek. But I can see the resemblance somewhat.
So sit back, relax, and enjoy what you READ here, or not. It’s all good.
From the Chief Peon at Levitynews.com,
Levtynews.com. is a fake news website created for entertainment purposes only. None of its content is intended to represent “real news.” Names and situations have been invented except in those cases where public figures or institutions have been satirized. In such instances, there is no malicious intent implied, and none should be inferred. Any other use of real names is purely accidental or coincidental. Levitynews.com is not intended for readers under eighteen years of age. Copyright 2012. Levitynews.com. All rights reserved.